Shoot 'Em Up is a pretty self-explanatory movie. A completely over the top and cartoonish action movie, mysterious bum Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) spends a cement brick on gas pedal 90 minutes shooting his way through 106 (!!!) bad guys using a gun in every way imaginable. Trying to protect a coveted baby he stumbled upon and the hooker he falls for (a crazy hot Monica Bellucci), carrot-munching Mr. Smith uncovers a wild plot while running from his Elmer Fudd foil Hertz (a perfectly slimy Paul Giamatti). With gallons of blood, intentionally corny puns, and one of the most insane sex scenes ever, Shoot 'Em Up provides a tutorial on how to make a truly fun and entertaining movie. I mean you can't argue against a dude killing people with carrots...right?
"Fuck me sideways..."
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